Today, I had a fight with Shane (again). Not Australian Shane, but, you know, ‘pink elephant’ Shane.
God sometimes he pisses me off so much.
I was down at the school sitting on the swing, when I heard him come up behind me. I knew it was him because he always scuffs his feet, he’s too lazy to pick them up off the floor.
He sits next to me and said, “Where have YOU been?” I told him, “I’ve been around, just avoiding you”.
He said, “You’ve got a new boyfriend right?” Then when I said yes he went on and on at me about how he’s gone four months without having a girlfriend just for me, and how hard it was to do that. Wow. Apparently ‘not interested’ means nothing around here.