So… me and George broke up. It hurts, but not as much as I thought it would. He said that he just “doesn’t feel like going out with anyone at the moment”.
The best part, get this, is that he broke up with me ON THE INTERNET. He couldn’t even say it to my face, or on the phone, he actually MESSAGED IT TO ME.
So now it’s all in my message history so I can re-live the whole embarrassing situation over and over. Why, thank you for that parting gift, I will truly treasure it.